The Environment’s Choice

£22.50

SKU: STTU758_1761930188
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Description

A filthy tribute to clean hypocrisy.

Ever seen a smoke-belching diesel bin lorry proudly labelled “The Environment’s Choice”? We have — and it inspired this gloriously ironic tee.

Starring a retro-glam Mother Earth in full pin-up mode, lovingly choking on plumes of exhaust, this design skewers the performative eco-branding slapped on the worst offenders. It’s dirty. It’s tongue-in-cheek. It’s painfully accurate.

Because nothing says “sustainability” like a soot-stained goddess in heels, begging for more.

Printed on 100% organic cotton, of course — we’re not monsters.

Premium Quality, Printed On Demand

Every Cheese On Toast t-shirt is made using high-quality organic cotton for exceptional softness and long-lasting comfort. Each garment is printed on demand to reduce waste and overproduction, and shipped using plastic-free, eco-friendly packaging. Ethically produced, responsibly printed, and ready to wear.

Product Details:

  • Fit: Unisex medium fit (regular cut, true to size)

  • Style: Everyday casual wear

  • Occasion: Daily wear, casual, gifting

  • Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton

  • Fabric Weight: 150 GSM (lightweight and breathable)

  • Construction: Tubular (no side seams)

  • Sleeves: Set-in sleeves

  • Neck: Ribbed crew neck with inside back neck tape

  • Hem: Wide double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

  • Printing: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) — sharp, vibrant, long-lasting prints

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (30°C), wash inside-out, do not tumble dry

Size Guide

This tee is a unisex medium fit, made from soft 150 GSM organic cotton. If you’re between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.

Size Half Chest (cm) Body Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
XS 47 66 19
S 50 69 20
M 53 72 21
L 56 74 22
XL 59 76 22
2XL 62 78 23
3XL 65 80 24

Half Chest: Measured flat, 2.5 cm below armpits.
Body Length: From top shoulder point to hem.
Sleeve Length: From shoulder seam to end of sleeve.

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